Saturday 11 June 2011

The Harsh Truth of Logging Off

The Harsh Truth of Logging Off.

With the recent introduction of the Nyx Network, society has been concerned with the long-term effects of consuming the technologically enhanced Nyx proteins.

Recently introduced by Wellington Water Co-Operative, The Nyx Network will hopefully enhance the lives of Wellingtonians by creating a more fluid connection between our current digital and virtual lifestyles. The network functions by using existing underground water networks in addition with artificially enhanced consumable proteins.

Since this introduction, fears have been growing regarding the alleged grave ramifications connected with the consumption of the proteins.

A recent study that investigated the resulting effects from constantly connecting and disconnecting to the Nyx Network has yielded haunting results. The study undertaken at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology has revealed grave ramifications including skin discolouration, rash like effects, skin pigmentation and infection of the sweat glands.

Dr John Goldstein led the study, where the resulting effects were sampled on 122 subjects over a two-year time frame.

“The effects are very grave indeed,” Dr John Goldstein explains.

“The majority of the subjects, eighty eight of them, remain symptomless. However the remaining minority showed signs of skin discolouration, rash like symptoms, skin pigmentation and infection of the sweat glands.”

Seven subjects showed signs of inflamed and infected sweat glands, while three developed black skin pigmentation.

Dr Goldstein states that the harsh effects could be the results of various lifestyle factors.

“Diet and exercise play important roles in the circulatory system, we must remember that the proteins we induce in order to connect to the network, circulate through our bodies and into our brains. A large number of factors affect the performance of these proteins, factors such as resting heart-rate, the viscosity of the subjects blood, whether they smoke cigarettes or not. All of these play a detrimental role in determining the resulting effects from inducing the proteins” Goldstein explains.

While these symptoms are yet to prove life threatening, Goldstein highlights the risks involved with constant connection and disconnection of the network.

“While the effects of constantly logging off are minor and vary between people and ethnicities, we should still take caution while we log on and off from the network.” Goldstein warned.

“Rather than logging on and off as we use the network, maintaining a constant connection is the safest option until we discover a safer alternative of disconnection from the network.”

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